Post by Scribe on Jan 31, 2010 0:18:22 GMT -5
Stardate: 06.04.2171.
SS VANGUARD
"Captain Mercer, so nice to meet you. I'm Lt. Roxanne Hart. You can call me Roxy, I don't stand much on ceremony especially when I'm new to the Vanguard. See I'm the new helm officer and I like to get familiarised with every aspect of the ship I'm on, after all we're apart of one happy Starfleet aren't we? Anyway, I was thinking that I could get a look at the Cage, I mean I know I can just go in there but it kind of seems rude for me to just show up. You know how territorial Sharks can be, at least that's what the biology books say. So if you're okay with it, I'll just go in there, ask a couple of questions and be out of everyone's hair before you even know I'm there."
Captain Jake Mercer could only respond with, "I need coffee."
"Way ahead of you Captain," Roxanne said producing a hot cup of coffee. "I asked around, I know hitting you up first thing in the morning in your office is a little bit too much. I took the liberty of speaking to Janice Clayton, who works with Dr. Cate Vedder, who scuttlebutt tells me is your girlfriend but never mind that. She told me that you're not a morning person so I checked the logs on the food dispenser in your quarters and know that you take your coffee, strong with half a sugar and low fat milk. Never figured sharks for worrying about things like that but hey...who am I to judge? Anyway, here you are. So can I take a look at the Cage?"
"RAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jake shouted after his 2IC.
**
Too fucking early. In his own small office, Ray was nursing a cup of coffee and a headache (he was never drinking Andorian saki again). The hot shower this morning had gone a long way to ease the hangover but the headache wasn't quite gone. Usually, he could deal but right now there was a newb standing in front of him that required attention. Mostly because the bastard had made himself the centre of attention last night in some bar called 'Flakes'.
Ray didn't want to know. He eyed the private, James Addison and rubbed his face. "So..." he said, rubbing at temple. The headache wasn't that bad, especially now that he'd uploaded some caffeine. "The next time some idiot makes eyes at your girl, ignore him. You're a Shark, we're better than that." Yes... there went the headache..he loved the Chef's coffee.
That was.. until Jake bellowed for him in a way that made Private Addison here flinch.
Unaware that Jake had company in his office across the hall, Ray gave the kid in front of him a disgusted glare. "WHAT?!" he jokingly shouted back through the open door, ignoring Addison's going pale. "You're dismissed," he said, heading out the door. Covering the few steps to Jake's door, he paused in the threshold, eyeing the Starfleet officer sitting primly in the chair across from his boss. His gaze went to Jake, eyebrows up. "You paged me, sir?" He added the last bit of formality because they weren't alone.
Thank Christ Jake thought when Ray came into the room and stood up to introduce whatever her name was, when she did the same and spoke up first. "Lt. Reagan Rigby, also known as Ray." She smiled at him and extended her hand. "I'm Lt. Roxanne Harte but everyone calls me Roxy. It's so nice to meet you. Captain Houser has told me so much about you. I'm just telling Captain Mercer that as the helm officer and the newest member of the command crew, I wanted to familiarize myself with every aspect of the ship. I was hoping to get a tour of the Cage, but I didn't just want to barge in there because its Shark territory and I didn't want to step on any body's toes."
"You hear that," Jake remarked, needing to see Cate now for the headache that had suddenly come about. "Step on anyone's toes. I've got a thing...and I'm sure you can handle this." He said getting out of his chair to make a beeline to the doorway. "Lieutenant Harte, Lt. Rigby will be delighted to help you."
Delighted... what.. wait...what in the hell... Ray was about to react to being called Reagan when suddenly there seemed to be a time jump in the small room. There had to have been, because the time that had passed was way to short for this woman to say ALL those words.
"Delighted...right...." He glanced down and then to Jake, fixing him with a glare that said 'payback's a bitch, you pussy' before turning back to the lieutenant. Hand, Ray.. shake.. right. Belatedly, he shook her hand. What had she said? Shay had told her about him? Fuck, that meant he was screwed.. uh.. obliged to showing this girl around. "I'm sorry.. did you say you were new?"
"That's right," Roxanne said giving him a bright cheery smile, guaranteed to give you a happy or diffuse any volatile situation. "Just transferred in last week. I'm serious about learning everything there is to know on a starship but you guys seem to be the only gaps in my education. I mean I know sharks are territorial, at least that's what it says in National Geographic, but so far every time I ask, someone just scowls at me. I mean do I have to bring beer to get you guys to cooperate or what?" She smiled, meaning that more as a joke than a criticism.
Meanwhile, the thoughts that Roxanne didn't let out with the subtlety of a phase cannon was the fact that the shark in front of her was very cute. All these guys were cut like diamonds in a hard body, double click your mouse, kind of way but this guy...he was...really cute.
She had double barrel dimples that shined through even as she tripled the normal word output in each sentence. Ray frowned when he realized he was smiling back. Dammit. Clearing his throat, he forced himself to focus so that he and by proxy, the Sharks, didn't look like big, dumb knuckle draggers. "Beer helps," he finally replied, the corner of his mouth twitching in might have been a smile. "And pizza." Had Shay told him about a new person coming in? Not that she was required to but damn, a warning would have been nice. "I'm sorry.. what was your name again?"
"Roxanne Lorna Harte," she repeated herself, forgiving him because Sharks were...well not all that quick on their toes in the morning. "Lieutenant, new helm officer. Maybe we should get a coffee, I'm getting the sense that you Sharks are morning people. I got Captain Mercer his coffee with low fat milk. What do you think?" She asked, looking at him. So cute...but a little vague.
Get a.. everything registered suddenly, as if his brain decided to wake up. Helm officer. Shay had mentioned someone coming on board and she'd wanted Ray to play nice Shark because she had a good feeling about this one. Wait a second, she brought Jake coffee? With low-fat milk? In his brain, he had fat... "Coffee sounds good," he said, not mentioning he had a cup on his desk. Mostly because Shay was expecting him to take care of her so he could let that cup go cold. "We have a food replicator here in the Bay," he said.
"Excellent," she said in her usual cheery manner. "I don't drink coffee myself, makes me too jumpy and then I get on this talking jag and just won't shut up but then again," she said as she flowed him out of Captain Mercer's office, "I talk when I get nervous so don't mind me if I just go on and on. In fact you can tell me to be quiet because I know I can be annoying. Anyway, Captain Houser says that her Sharks are the best Sharks in the fleet so I guess if I'm going to learn procedure from anyone, its you guys right? Although I have to admit, Captain Mercer seems to be the grumpy type. I thought he was dating a doctor, should regular sex or something meant to iron out all those grouchy personality quirks?"
Eyeing her, Ray remembered that cartoon gag where someone is talking, another person covers their mouth and the person just keeps talking without missing a beat. "Everyone has their.. uh.. quirks," he said. "The Captain's a good Marine and a good officer," he started, when a basketball careened around the corner, bouncing hugely off the wall and then the next, like a pinball. "Watch it..." he said, yanking Lt. Harte back as he caught the ball, one handed. Lance Corporal Jacobs appeared just then, pulling up short when he saw Ray.
"Oh.. sorry, sir..."
"What did I tell you guys about basketball in the Cage?" Tossing the ball back, Ray looked down at Harte. "It's like herding cats sometimes..."
"Woah, amazing reflexes," she complimented, flashing him a grateful smile. "No way did I want to be hit on the face with one of those things. Have you ever seen the old archive tapes of the Brady Bunch where Marsha breaks her nose? I so don't want to go the bridge with a busted nose. Imagine if the Klingons contacted us at that moment and saw this face, all busted up. We could start a diplomatic incident. Anyway, I was thinking that I'd like a little more understanding on the power packs on your phase rifles. I understand that they're more powerful than our standard Starfleet munitions. Is it true that your phase rifles can punch a hole through duranium on continuous fire? That's seriously tough."
Letting that filter in, Ray found himself drawn out again by a full bore smile. Clearing his throat after a moment, because smiling at her like a dork would make his Bad-Ass-Shark license expire, he nodded. "Yeah, that's true," he replied, nodding, trying to ignore the little voice inside his head that was pulling a Beavis and going 'uhhh..huuuuh...Dimples is talking guns dude'. Plus, he was much more awake now, having come around fully when she mentioned Klingons. "The power packs are more powerful and yes, we've done that," he said. Sharks wouldn't be sharks if they didn't test out every rumour about their weapons. Granted, the marshmallow experiment hadn't gone quite as planned but they'd been able to scrub the sticky scorch marks off the bulkhead. "The power pack is actually infused with magnesium and chromium. Makes the plasma charge burn faster and hotter," he said, leading the way across the main area to the small galley the Sharks were graced with. No where near the size of the main one, it was more for self-service and the occasional Marine that could cook without setting off the alarms.
"So that would probably account for the extra shielding on the weapons," Roxanne nodded in understanding. "You need the additional housing so that the magnesium chromium reaction doesn't burn through the first layer of insulation to penetrate the external. Very clever. Although it would probably make the weapons lighter if you used some kind of inert type gas and negatively charge it, in between the layer of inner and outer housing so that the reaction is nullified before burn actually occurs in case of malfunction. Just a suggestion...oh you guys are cooking pancakes?" She declared, wandering off in search of the inviting smell.
Whoooaa. Beavis just fell over the couch.
Ray had actually stopped to stare at her when she walked off, only belatedly realizing that there was indeed a smell of pancakes. Catching up with her easily (his legs were longer), he entered the galley to find Sergeant Dannon at the stove. "Sergeant."
Looking up, Regina nodded, her stance tightening up out of conditioning. "Sir..." she said, glancing at the Fleeter with him. "Ma'am..."
"Sergeant Dannon, this is Lieutenant Harte, the helm officer," Ray said, introducing them.
"Hi there," Roxanne said in usual perkiness. "I'm Lt. Roxanne Harte. It's so nice to meet you. Those pancakes smell great. Do you have like strawberry topping or are you going with maple. I usually find that fresh creme works better with a sprinkling of icing sugar and maybe, a little bit of chocolate sauce. Or maybe that's a little too sweet for you guys I mean if Captain Mercer's on low fat milk then you probably just have it with lite butter or something."
Staring for a moment, Regina shifted her gaze to Ray, who made a discreet slicing motion at his throat that he turned into rubbing his chin when Roxanne's gaze shifted in his direction.
"Sergeant Dannon, ma'am," she said after a moment, bristling a little under being told what to do with her pancakes and suddenly wondering what the hell Fleet was doing in the Cage. "Actually, it's agave syrup," she said, indicating a small bottle with her last name written in bold letters across it.
"We were just coming for some coffee," Ray said immediately, trying to head Roxanne off at the pass.
"Agave syrup?" Roxanne declared. "From the Agave tequiliana plant. You get it from the core of the agave, called the pina. Is that processed by the food replicators or do you actually have access to the plant. It's supposed to be a healthy alternative to sugar and honey I understand and is apparently much sweeter. Definitely less polysaccharides and fructose sugar is always better than the other kind," she said suddenly finding herself standing next to the wall that was Reagan Rigby. "Are we able to look to look at some of the Tank? You know the Armoured Transport? I hear that you can drop the thing from twenty meters and it just bounces off the terrain and then keeps on going."
About to tell her that this was the real deal (her mama wouldn't have it any other way), Regina didn't get a chance to as the woman fired off more questions at Lt. Rigby. Deciding to let him handle her, she turned back to making her breakfast.
Tanks.. now they were talking about tanks? Right, snap to it Rigby. "Yeah, they can," he replied with a slight grin. "So.. you don't want something to drink?" he asked, indicating the replicator and their first reason for coming in here. "Look, why don't we stick to one thing at a time." Not that he thought she could. "Tanks or the Cage?" he asked, emphasizing the 'or'.
"Oh," she paused as she realised that she was firing on five different cylinders. "I'm doing it again aren't I? Yes to coffee," and thinking on it a second. "Yes to the Cage. I'm sorry about that, my brains just works that way, short attention span or maybe I'm just easily bored. There's a clinical term for it I think...oh yeah," she said beaming at him (oh too cute), "nuts."
He chuckled at that, not realizing (again) that he was smiling back in response to those double-barrel dimples until he caught Dannon eying him with amusement. Clearing his throat and sending the sergeant back to her pancakes with a glare, Ray (what, are you thirteen again??) shrugged that off. "Then you're probably in the right place," he replied, moving over to the replicator. "Coffee first, then the Cage." With any luck, most of the platoon wouldn't be there. Punching in his code and then the order for coffee, he turned back to her. "When do you have to be on duty?" Ray almost felt bad for asking, mostly because it wasn't out of concern for her making her schedule.
"Oh another two hours," Roxanne replied, eyes watching him as he moved to the replicator and drew breathe. Closing her eyes, she allowed herself to the go to that Zen place that Dr. Loki told her to go whenever she got hyper. Of course, after checking out hard Lt. Hard Body, that Zen place involved somewhere with suntan lotion and a ban on all clothing except briefs.
"Oh..." Ray nodded as the replicator happily hummed away. Two hours. Greeeaaat. He was going to kill Jake and then Shay. In a moment, two cups appeared, steaming away and he removed them from the tray. "Here. There's milk and creamer and stuff over there." He indicated a table at the other end of the room as he handed one off to her. "So any pressing questions.." He was going to regret saying that. "About the Cage that you want to know first?"
"How much lotion to put on," she replied, not thinking when he asked his question, still somewhere in the Zen place. She looked at him, realising he was talking. "Oh God, I mean no...uhm... ordinance. I wanted to know about ordinance. I mean I know Sharks have phase rifles but there is stuff on your supply manifests that I've never even heard of. I want to know how you use them." She said quickly taking the coffee and heading towards the table. Coffee...oh this was going to make her jittery.
Lotion? What the fuck....? A snort from Dannon's direction got his attention and Ray turned, finding her unnaturally absorbed in flipping her pancakes. "Well," he began, frowning. Lotion? Riiight. "It depends on the particular ordinance, actually. Did you have one in mind?" Suddenly, Ray had the feeling that she'd not only read the entire manifest but memorized them too.
Still blushing about the whole suntan lotion thing, she didn't meet his gaze although looking over his shoulder, (not an easy thing to do with her 5'5 frame) she saw Dannon's knowing smirk. Oh Peachy! Sipping coffee, hmmm tastes nice...needs cinnamon, she looked up at Lieutenant Hard....Rigby. "Concussion grenades, can you tell me more about them? I mean how much physical danger do they pose at close range? What's the timing like once you activate the trigger. Is there anyway of shutting it off?"
Weapons and ordinance, he could discuss like nobody's business and as Ray considered Roxanne's question, he saw something else. No one read that much.. or thought that much on ordinance unless they really wanted to know. Interesting and with that realization, Ray found himself reassessing the woman and what he knew. This wasn't a trip to the Sharks to kiss Shay's ass, not a get in good with Rigby thing so he'd put in a good word to the Captain. First of all, Ray hated that assumption. He only offered references like that to Shay if he truly thought the person deserved it. Second of all, this girl's mind moved light-years a minute so chances were, she'd already come up with the idea of learning about the Sharks before Shay could even bring the idea to light.
"Alright. There's no real way to shut a cog off once it's triggered. There's not enough time. You have to actually be the one priming it to be able to shut it off," Ray began, indicating a table towards the back of the room. "Here, sit," he said, tugging out a chair for her. "It's rare, but people can be killed by them. They have to be in really, really close proximity, like on top of it." Then it was just physics. Thinking on her other question, he frowned. "Mostly, it's used to stun anyone within a certain proximity but it can affect the inner ear enough to make a person feel concussed."
"Ouch," she flinched, her nose scrunching up as she took a sip of coffee again. "Wow this stuff just goes straight to your head doesn't it?" She looked up at him. "Is it possible to interrupt the timer mechanism with a low level phaser burst, detonated just within inches of the casing? You know, cause enough of a spike to disrupt the energy build up?" Roxanne asked, hazel eyes meeting his with inquiry.
One sip and it goes straight to her head?? For a moment, Ray entertained what she'd be like drunk, complete with images of table dancing and thongs... before he cleared his throat. Right. Concussion grenades. Sipping at the coffee, he continued. Anything to not think about thongs. "I don't know that we've ever tried that but shooting something always make it do something different than intended," he chuckled.
"You know what you could do," she declared, the light bulb almost appearing physically over her head to light up, like in one of those old cartoons. "You could find an empty cargo hold and try a field test, you know like a live fire exercise. Just to see what happens. Although you really to make sure someone knows what you're doing. I tried that once with one of those smoke grenades and it made a total mess and the engineering crew wouldn't speak to me for weeks. Those guys are so touchy."
Staring at her in amusement, Ray found himself laughing when she finished. "Yes they are and don't take it personally. The Chief Engineer still won't talk to me for having a fire fight in 'his' Engineering." Like he'd had a damn choice. "And I'll opt out of a live fire exercise right now." Not right after the ship was just recovering from standing off two Romulan war birds. "Anything else you want to know about concussion grenades?"
"Hmm....not at this time. Is that your heavy artillery or are there things that make a bigger boom when it gets off... I mean goes off." Where in the hell did that come from? "Anyway," she shook her head. "I don't have to see everything, though you guys have a pretty tough training regimen. I mean when I was on Gaia, I was at the Barn? Is that what its called and it doesn't look like Starfleet Security training."
"That's because it's not," Ray snorted as he sipped his coffee. Had she said 'gets off'? Shoving off that thought, he shrugged. "We've got heavier things. Daisy cutters, plasma cannons, Simtex, bunker busters.. you want a hole in it, we can put it there," he chuckled. "So you were part of the first class to do that crossover training? With Captain Rickman and Commander Lynch?"
"Oh yes," her face lit up. "It was so amazing. I mean, they should train all Starfleet people like that. There was a lot of swearing but that's okay, I've been on a boomer ship and when you're dad is captain, you get used to that sort of thing. I mean really, the first time, I ever lived on planet was when I joined the Academy. I wanted to fly a starship and there's no other way to do that. I mean I could have stayed a Boomer but things just move so slow over there and I wanted to see the galaxy." She realised she'd just told him her life story. "Sorry, coffee and me...so not good. Tried alcohol once, even worse. Took them weeks to get the graffiti off Archer Square that said 'No one does it like Boomers'. I was so sure I was going to turfed."
"You're.. a boomer?" Good god and no one had spaced her? Ray wasn't sure he could endure being stuck on a ship with a small crew with someone who just bled out at the mouth like she did. Still, it explained a WHOLE lot. Not the image (again!) of her in a thong and gyrating on top of the bar at the Beasts.. Christ...he needed to get laid. Clearing his throat again, Ray laughed. "Well if they didn't turf that corporal for doing that, they aren't going to can you," he chuckled. RUMINT had it that corporal and her friend had gotten up to some real shenanigans that night. "So the swearing bothers you?" This ship might be a problem for her then.
"Not really," she sipped coffee some more, watching him with a little smile. He had pretty eyes. "I'm just not very good at swearing. Someone said it was like listening Snow White trying to be bad. I don't get the reference myself. I guess I'm kind of hyper because on a Boomer ship, it pays to learn how to do everything. I mean if you're a small crew and someone gets hurt, you're really in a lot of trouble. So I can fly but I can also navigate and I also know some engineering. Security, not so good at. Although I think Captain Rickman almost fainted when I did okay in the sniper fire exercise. Oh! He came up with the Snow White thing."
Laughing, Ray could just see Derick saying that. "That's the Captain for you. He just doesn't do hyper." No wonder she was like she was, being that smart and stuck on a ship for months on end. All that energy, he supposed would have to be directed somewhere. "He's another good Marine, good people."
"Yes he is," Roxanne agreed. "I liked him and Lt. Commander Lynch. I hear they're...you know...together? Of course, seems that Starfleet women tend to like Sharks...most female officers I've met says that its in the water or something. Anyway, I don't normally drink any coffee, I'm mostly a hot cocoa kind of girl and I get drunk on beer. I'm so no fun at parties or too much fun at parties." She huffed out.
Again with the thongs and table dancing... he was going to have a damn heart attack. Forcing those images away, Ray decided a change of subject was in order. Before he said something that would get him court-martialled. "Oh," he managed, proud of himself for tamping down everything. "So you want to see the Cage now?"
"Okay, if you don't mind showing me. I know you probably have lots of things to do but I don't mind seeing just a little." She raked her eyes over him once and realised she didn't mind seeing it with him either. "And do you use the Starfleet Security firing range or do you guys have your own?"
"We share it," Ray replied, slightly confused. Did she just check him out? Snow White? Back on the subject, Marine. "Well, if you ask Security, it's theirs and they let us borrow it but honestly, it's ours. We let them use it when they aren't whining." He grinned at her to show he wasn't being serious.
Laughing, which always sounded like she was giggling, Roxanne shrugged off the obvious rib at Fleet. She was a Boomer and she knew what the Sharks called fleet was kinder than some of the things she'd heard when growing up. Lifting off her seat, she asked. "So do you do the small arms proficiency tests or does Starfleet do their own?"
"We do our own," Ray replied, leading the way out of the galley. Dannon had taken off with her pancakes, probably to go see that medic friend of hers so he set his cup in the sink with her dishes. He'd come back and get them later if no one else had. "Although, on occasion, we'll get a Starfleet person that wants to see if they can pass ours so we let them. Looks good on their CV," he said. "You've seen our main area, we call this the Bay," he told her, indicating all the mismatched, over-stuffed sofas and chairs. "We do movie nights and stuff, it's a good group."
"Oh that's cosy," she complimented. "We don't do that...Fleet I mean." It looked homely and reminded her of life on the Lorna Doone. There was a greater sense of connection there that the Sharks seemed to cultivate while Starfleet didn't even notice the importance off. "We should. So if I wanted to do small arms proficiency, I can just see you or Captain Mercer about it?"
She could but Ray had the feeling Jake would give it to him anyway. "Why don't you come see me," he said, hoping she would listen to that. Jake might space her if she caught him on the wrong day. Not really, but this was the kind of small stuff that he was supposed to take care of anyway. "Our quarters are down these two corridors," he said, pointing out the left and right passageway as he headed for the door. "The rest of our stuff is on this deck too. We don't like to be too far away from our toys," he joked.
She laughed and looked down the corridors to where the Sharks lived, "so do you get bunks to yourself or do you share. I know some of the juniors share but I always seem to get my own for some reason or usually have a roomie that gets reassigned. Its weird. So really, the cage is where you guys live, if it wasn't for missions, you wouldn't even come out of it."
Laughing, Ray shrugged. "Maybe," he replied, wondering if she even realized why a roommate would get reassigned. To say anything though would be cruel and he wasn't going to go there. "Captain Mercer and I get our own quarters, being the senior officers down here. The JO's bunk together but the senior enlisted get their own. The junior enlisted have to share. Two or three to a room that's not very big so it gets more than cosy," he chuckled, not going into how sometimes, such close quarters weren't good for adrenaline junkies who liked guns. Fights happened, despite all the access to work out equipment and other stuff.
"Yeah its just like being in Catholic school," Roxanne remarked. "Or so my mom says. All cooped up gets people a little crazy." She flashed him another smile, eyes moving over him in a subtly appreciative manner. "I got my own space but I think that's what command officers get. Hey I don't mind, I have the best job in the world where I have a big machine at my finger tips, making it go where I want. All that power and thrust, its enough to make a girl give up chocolate." She winked and continued walking up the hall, eager to see what came next, expecting him to follow.
The imagery that sprang up was....going to get his ass in trouble. Ray sighed, wondering if anyone had told her she needed to watch how and what she said. Probably a dozen times. Shaking his head, he sighed and followed after her, lest Roxanne Harte decide to turn on something in the Armoury.
This morning was going to be interesting.